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Slowing Down A Stock Exchange With 38 Miles Of Cable
Posted 5 years ago by gymnocladus in category: all
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jcrider - 5 years ago [ Reply ]
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** Private Message to Dave ** Ok Dave here's the plan! Dressed as a fibre optic engineer you enter IEX.... you tell them you need to access their $27,000 fibre box for ‘maintenance’.... you install a 20 to 30cm fibre optic cable (making sure you blow through it first it to remove any microscopic dust – so no burger baps before any of this!). We then access IEX through this private connection and live like Kings!! If caught, I have plausible deniability - Dave, believe me, I've thought this carefully through and its genius! ** End Private Message **

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DaveJoyce - 5 years ago [ Reply ]
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** Private Message to jcrider ** Ok, but we're gonna need a crew for this. Off the top of my head I'd say we're looking at a Bowski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever. Just one question. Will we be known as JC's Eleven or Dave's Eleven? ** End Private Message **

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jcrider - 5 years ago
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  ** Private Message to Dave ** Good Call! Lets stick with Dave's Eleven to maintain my plausible deniability ** End Private Message ** 

DaveJoyce - 5 years ago [ Reply ]
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Man, Tom Scott is at it again! It never ceases to amaze me the places he finds to find cool sciencey stuff to talk about. He'd be a real asset... I mean, he's a great YouTuber, love that guy.

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Noemoc - 5 years ago [ Reply ]
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** Private Message to DaveJoyce and JCRider ** Guys, let’s hack into IEX. Smash and grab job. By they way, do you guys moisturize? ** End Private Message **

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DaveJoyce - 5 years ago
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  ** Private Message to Noemic and jcrider ** I’ve tried all sorts of brands of lotions. I even went fragrance-free for a whole year. Now my sister.. she uses that uh..... uh..... aloe vera with a little sun screen in it, you know what I mean? ** End Private Message ** 
jcrider - 5 years ago
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  ** Private Message to Dave and Noemoc ** Hello both, it’s your resident good looking genius here :). Firstly, wow.. great minds think alike Noemoc, as Dave and I were just discussing him installing a 20-30cm fibre optic cable into their $27,000 box. I think your 'Smash and grab' plan is brilliant!!... but with one minor issue... it’s a stock exchange, not a bank or jewellers... that aside, if we go with this can I suggest we send Dave in with a Jethro?. Super question about the moisturiser too! A while back I was using Dave's foot moisturiser all over, but stopped after reading the label properly… it wasn’t foot ‘moisturiser’ but for fighting fungal growth... anyway, he started using some fragrance-free moisturiser, but that just didn't seem right... so no, not anymore. ** End Private Message ** 
DaveJoyce - 5 years ago
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  That’s weird. There a reply box here, but there’s no messages in this box. It’s all blank.  
DaveJoyce - 5 years ago
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  ** Private Message to Noemic and jcrider ** We gotta be more careful about these private correspondences. I left a message for plausible deniability. Meet me at the park bench with the package. You’ll know it’s me by the pseudonym “red fox” https://youtu.be/t_vULnoDRfo ** End Private Message **  
jcrider - 5 years ago
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  ** Private Message to Dave and Noemoc ** Thanks Dave, we'll be on the lookout... on a side note, I'm not sure Noemoc is getting your messages.... ** End Private Message ** 

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