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Let's be honest, it's been so long you'll probably end up looking like this:
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Or you'll get tangled in a web of disappointment like this:
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Gym equipment is also unreliable:
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Like, really unreliable:
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And working out outside is just as dangerous:
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You're not safe in your driveway:
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And you're certainly not safe on the beach:
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And you're especially not safe if you live with a cat:
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You think you're an expert? You'll probably still end up looking like this:
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"But what about swimming? That sounds much, much safer!" THINK AGAIN, NUMBSKULL:
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And if you're a 275-pound man who thinks skateboarding is a good way to exercise...think again:
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And don't even get me started on treadmills. Dangerous, dangerous treadmills:
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Does this look like it's worth it?
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Did you know that treadmills are actually programmed to embarrass you?
In conclusion, if you're going to go to the gym, copy what this guy is doing:
