48 Reasons Why Pakalu Papito Needs To Be Your BFF

Rishabh Banerji
Rishabh Banerji
Updated on May 19, 2015, 20:00 IST-2.8 K Shares
Pakalu Papito

With 592 K followers on Twitter, and over 138 K fans on Facebook, Pakalu Papito has been destroying the internet with his hilarious tweets. A camel-loving, self-loathing, lonely guy, Pakalu tweets about his life's philosophies, and how lonely it can get for an ugly person on social media. Honesty is his best policy, and the comedy just happens. These tweets will tell you why he should be your BFF

1. He has his questions.

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2. He also has his reservations.

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3. He might not be very active.

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4. Nor does he shy away from being brutally honest.

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5. He's a no-nonsense guy.

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6. But on the other hand, he knows his values.

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7. Like everyone else, he just adores his mom.

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8. He will always put things straight up.

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9. Because nudes don't count when it's a matter of the heart.

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10. He's so naive, you feel like ruffling his mustache.

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11. Spot on.

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12. He lives on the edge.

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13. And is eternally hopeful.

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14. Even profound at some level.

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15. Because neglecting is a one-time solution.

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16. Wah! Wah!

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17. What are the odds? So do I.

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18. He finds humour in his misery.

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19. Very punny.

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20. He knows how to insult.

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21. Well, some schools can get that out of you.

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22. Sofaking funny ain't it?

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23. No weather's good in this sadu heat.

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24. He doesn't need Tinder.

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25. Coz he's buysexual.

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26. He clearly likes food.

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27. A lot!

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28. And is constantly striving for greatness.

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29. His camel is special to him.

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30. I have nothing to say to this. Just next level.

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31. Honest.

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32. His lines are as smooth as silk!

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33. Such a hypochondriac.

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34. Tip for next time, lads!

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35. Master of insults.

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36. And isn't as delusional as Uncle Ben.

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37. Never do!

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38. Technical diya.

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39. He can beat Jay-Z on logic.

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40. He can outwit knock-knock jokes.

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41. These tweets are performed under supervision. Please do not try this anywhere.

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42. What a loafer!

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43. That cancels the negative out, doesn't it?

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44. Burn!

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45. Bugger.

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46. Has anyone tried?

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47. Hate class 101!

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48. I wonder the same thing myself!

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DING!

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Football, films and food are the three words to describe Rishabh. A complete movie and sitcom buff, he can spend days in front of the television watching his favourite films, TV shows and the greatest football team in the world - Chelsea. He doesn't believe in getting out of bed unless he absolutely has to. Much like his face, he likes to write on everything funny, obscure, and nonsensical the world has to offer. He believes travelling is the best way to learn anything, and can happily play FIFA all night long. 
A creature of the night, Rishabh is also a firm believer that the solution to all life’s problems is Batman

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